I wonder what it’s like to just be able to eat anything since birth, like not having any dietary restrictions because of religion or whatever. it kinda weirds me out. like, imagine just eating whatever anyone handed to you at a party or school function without thinking about it or having to ask whats in it. weird. 

i have a date with this chick on saturday who’s never been on a date with a girl before. ??? That’s kinda a lot of pressure

I had my back turned to my baby niece and she toddled over and poked me and then toddled away as fast as she could before I turned around. Little trickster.